Have you had a good experience at previous birthing places? Have you never been treated like a criminal for attempting to stay with your baby post birth in the NICU? Was your birth not a nightmare for all involved? Well then this is not the place for you! This is the place you come to for a guaranteed traumatic experience. If you’re interested in embarking on a journey that will surely end in years of PTSD and countless months of therapy to work through your emotions of feeling powerless and empty against a big giant hospital gang of heartless directors and honestly the most revolting night nurse teams, then look no further: you’ve come to the right place. The night nurses are spectacular here, you’ll love it. One placed a feeding tube in our baby without our (her parents) permission, and another called security when we asked to have it removed - SO KIND! Then later, after the mother - a good mother who already has two healthy children at home - was escorted from the premises and banned from the hospital - called patient advocacy services for help to come back to the hospital, to breastfeed her healthy full-gestation newborn that is only in the NICU for oxygen support to aid in expelling the amniotic fluid that remained trapped in her lungs after a short and complication-free vaginal delivery - was told to remain calm, as the father was still allowed in the hospital. What a relief! The dad could stay and what, breastfeed? Pump? So helpful. Truly, the BEST place to deliver and most amazing resources for patient advocacy. If all this sounds good to you, you’ve come to the right hospital. Deliver here, 100% dissatisfaction guaranteed.